The Busheviks thought they could create a "November Surprise" with an utterly bogus shitstorm over John Kerry. Boy were they wrong! The real "November Surprise" is a complete rightwing meltdown as Reality Bites:

• Military Times demands Rumsfeld's firing
• Top neocons led (Richard Perle, Ken Adelman) blame Bush's incompetence for creating Iraq disaster in Vanity Fair article
• Ahmed Chalabi blames Bush and Wolfowitz for "betraying" him by not giving him real power and setting up a "puppet show" instead
• Bush's massive dump of Iraq documents (as demanded by neocons and rightwing bloggers) onto the Internet included nuclear bomb designs that may have fallen into terrorist hands
• Los Alamos nuclear scientist took nuclear bomb secrets home and may have sold them to terrorists
• Iraq and the Busheviks are bracing for a "firestorm of violence" if Saddam gets a death sentence
• Bob Ney (R-OH) finally resigns over Abramoff scandal as ultra-corrupt Ohio GOP heads towards oblivion
• Mistress-choker Don Sherwood (R-PA) paid Cynthia Ore $500,000 to shut up as wacko Pennsylvia GOP heads towards oblivion
• Wacko Curt Weldon's daughter Karen Weldon took $240,000 from Serbian war criminals
• Even the Pentagon Post finally realized corruption scandals could cost Republicans at least 15 seats 
• and of course Bush's spiritual advisor Ted Haggard (photo above)

How many other news disasters before Tuesday will push Bush's Republikkkan Party onto the ashheap of history?