LOL! Well done DC85. Seeing the title, and a cursory glance at the post almost gave me a serious case of indignant.

for the fact that I visited your website and my McAfee went berserk?

My dog is smarter than your president.

Sorry but number 10 is correct. When I first went into the woods to build my house I lived in a small tent. As winter approached it would hover in the negative numbers and although I could live as I do when I backpack I yearned for something more.

I took action. I would build a fire an hour before bedtime and place the same old 100 pound rock in it. The same helps because it was smooth and never exploded as some rocks with water trapped in them do when you heat them. Anyway, when heated I would take it out, wrap it in a cotton pillow case (synthetics melt) and bring it to bed with me.

All I can say is that glowing warmth made it feel soft. That glowing warmth and cottony comfort soothed so as maple trees exploded outside from freezing sap. I hugged that rock. I fell in love with that rock.

Is it as important to win the war in Iraq as it was to win World War II?

I thought I'd post this silly AOL poll in this silly forum. By the way, presently (by AOL poll) the majority says it is more important that we win the war in Iraq than World War II. Is there no sense of Americanism before blind allegiance to party label?

You can vote here:

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050927100509990021&ncid...

Probably many of the voters there don't even know what World War II was. How would any of the voters know if we won the war in Iraq? What would constitute a win? I have asked my fish to marry me tonight and he is thinking about it. Are there any laws restricting marriage between a mammal and a fish? If we wed, he will were a polyester suit. Where do these idiots come from with their posts? We are serious people here trying to defend out democracy. Can't they go bother someone else?

You are so right. Please forgive both my fish and me. I was so overwhelmed by the honest answers that Brownie gave to the "Congressional hearing"( absurdity that it is) that I didn't read carefully.It's hard to not be overcome by such competence. DC85, I will try to do better next time. It was the reference to the sanctity of the brief Britney Spear's marriage which actually did not beat the record held by one of Zsa Zsa Gabor's marriages that showed me the error of my ways.

Are you guys talking about my site? I didn't think it was posted here... I disabled my sig...

Great job, DC. I will be happy to resign the Friday Humor Forum if you can come with consistent satire and sarcasm like this.
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I am dissapointed in anyone who posted this or agrees with it. You should be ashamed of yourselves! We are in a time of major loss of our family and friends because of a bad man and I still see plenty of hate coming from anti-gay people. WE ARE ALL PEOPLE! In fact I hope that you have gay children or that your spouse leaves you for someone of the same sex. Who are you to judge what anyone else does???????? Love is love, no matter who it is between! If you cant handle gays then I would suggest you stay in your house, because we are everywhere... in fact this posting makes me want to go out in public and make out with my lady in front of all of you homo-phobes!